Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.
ive seen a lot of stock images but this is just getting out of hand
Okay someone definitely chucked jumper cables at my window and drove off.
how did they even manage to chuck and run when it takes 15 minutes to turn around in your parking lot
if i ever stop reblogging this it’s because i’m dead and in my grave.
so as im playing hatoful boyfriend, these pigeons are just ???
dang what a cutie
a cute teacher too??? ok
bUT THEN THEY PROGRESSIVELY GROW CUTER??
LIKE JFC LOOK AT HIM
THIS GUY THO, OMG, HIS GLASSESSSSS— HE DON’T KNOW IT YET, BUT THATS HUSBANDO RIGHT THERE
HE’S HUSBANDO #2 LIKE KILL ME NOW OH GOD
AND THEN THERES THIS HOT FUCKER
love me dead // ludo
love me cancerously
like a salt sore soaked in the sea
high maintenance means
you’re a gluttonous queen
narcissistic and mean
sometimes i recognize the fact that if my best friend and i were fictional characters people would ship us
OK first you’re being a total dick right now,
tfw you’re scrolling on mobile and accidentally like someone’s tmi about masturbation